LEGIT CONVO

this conversation is REAL and occurred while swimming in the beautiful green ocean in costa rica mid january:

B "Hey Tilly, what's that mark on your eyelid?"
T "Oh that? A monkey burnt me in the eye with a cigarette when i was in bali".

LEGIT.
and incredible.

WE PUNCHED IT IN THE DICK

"We punched it in the dick"

This is, apparently, a saying to express that you did something to the best of your ability.
I will HONESTLY be forever in debt to Murky Depths of australian grime crew Smash Brothers for bringing this saying into my life. So amazing.

Oh, and the rude word doesn't count because it's a quote.

PEEP SHOW

Quote of the day/week/lifetime is:
"This is fucking wicked. I'm almost definitely a musical genius. Maybe a tattoo... on my chest... but... of my face. Yeahh! Double me! Feel it!"
(Jez, Series 1, Episode 1)



Peep Show. Watch it.